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A Mushion Is A Cozy Little Pillow With YOUR Face On It
Ever dream of having your face on a pillow? You’re weird, but you’re also in luck. A Mushion is a pillow with your face…
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Keep Your Shirt Tucked In With This Weird Shirt Garter Belt
I don’t know how to put this, so I’ll just tell it to you straight: this is the NV T-Holder, a shirt garter belt.…
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Pop Gone Metal Is A Collection Of Pop/Metal T-Shirts
Check out Pop Gone Metal, a line of t-shirts celebrating your favorite pop artists in the style of metal. Does that make sense? Please…
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Bushbalm Oil Is Like Beard Oil, But For Your Pubes
You’ve heard of beard oil, but have you heard of Bushbalm Pubic Hair Oil? It’s similar to beard oil, except it’s for down-there hair. According to…
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A Marijuana Bouquet, For When Regular Flowers Won’t Do
For a limited time, Lowell Herb Company of California will deliver a 1-oz Marijuana Bouquet to the stoner of your liking. It’ll set you back…
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Check Out This Fancy Hidden Under The Bed TV Lift!
This is Auton’s Dream Machine, a hidden under the bed TV lift. Per the product site: You want the convenience of a TV in…
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Here’s The Unicorn Planter You’ve Always Dreamed Of
Firebox is selling this adorable Unicorn Planter for $22. They’ve also got a matching Unicorn Mug (HERE), in case you’re not so into plants. Me?…
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The Wine Gas Mask, So You Can Breathe While You Drink
This is the Wine Glass Mask, a wine glass that is also a gas mask. It’s contoured to fit your face and is equipped…
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Make Your Home Smell Like A Fiesta With The Tequila Candle
Etsy shop LindsayLucasCandles is selling this Tequila Candle for $22. Cool, but uh, why would you want your place to smell like tequila? I use candles…
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Penis Eggs Is The True Breakfast Of Champions (???)
Oh wait — more like Breakfast of Champenis. Ehhh? Eh? Yeah, you’re right that doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, this is the $8 Penis…
