Oh wait — more like Breakfast of Champenis. Ehhh? Eh? Yeah, you’re right that doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, this is the $8 Penis Shaped Egg Mold. You know, because the best part of waking up is a penis-shaped breakfast. But the good news is, it’s not just for eggs. Oh no! You can put all kinds of other stuff in there like hamburger, pancakes, and pizza. Hey, maybe you could even cook your own penis in it? I don’t know, I’m not 100% sure how that stuff works. I’ve never seen a naked man before! Except in my dreams. Yeah, I seen a naked man in my dreams before. It was cool!
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