Want to shit gold? I mean, LITERALLY? Just swallow one of these Gold Pills and all your glittery doo-doo dreams will come true. This product is totally for real-real and not just for play-play. The pill capsule will set you back $425, is filled with 24-karat gold leaf and dipped in gold. It’s brought to us by Tobias Wong and Ju$tAnother Rich Kid. Their inspiration is the man who has absolutely everything. Yes, the man who has everything… except for glittery shit. The rest of us? Well, the rest of us are trying to make ends meet and hoping to poop as discreetly as possible.
This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
pay $425 just to watch golden poop being flushed -.-‘
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… nice!
worth it as long as you poop in a public place
Tywin Lannister would love this!
soo how about them side effects..hmm I wonder how that’s going to turn out. Everything that seems good isn’t always good for you. Take the Radium Girls for example..sadly, they had to learn the hard way.
First cookie butter, now gold glitter poo pills. This story made my day.
I had like 10 of these so far.
Back when I was in high school my friends and I put glitter in our water and drank it… our poop had glitter in it. It was the funniest thing ever. If you try it make sure theres a lot of glitter in the water. A few spoonfulls at least. It doesnt hurt going down. You wont choke.
I strongly advise pet owners to use those pills on their pets, sidewalk would suddenly become so much apealing …
Also people would volunteer to pick the poop up.
You don’t need to pay that much. My kid has glittery poos every time he does arts and crafts… just eat regular glitter, it works just fine.
Too bad they didn’t put it in their head b/c this a sh** for brains idea…#gonetoofar
It’d be impossible to collect enough poop to break-even on a refiner capable of separating gold leaf from poop.
I want glittery shit what about glittery diarrhea.
I like picking up shit.
no one likes fake gold and any girlfriend will check your stools to make sure you ain’t shitting the fake stuff! She’ll go get it appraised and everything!
this is not healthy
This is really quite brilliant, however, the report is ruined by the journalists lack of writing skill and passive agressive subtext.
Ha who needs gold poo when you can crap all the colours of the rainbow. Crayola Crayons people. That’s where the sh*ts at.
Just drink a few shots of Goldschläger. Duh.
WHy???????
journalist’s*
Save your self the hassle of ordering one… I will gladly clean up your dogs shit for 425 a week lol
Midas touch doggie park
No, just burn the poop in a controlled environment. Bio material is not like an element that binds to it e.g. silver, titanium, etc. It’s not a poop alloy haha
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MÅ ha. Løper & kjøper. ,p
Glitter can, and has, cut up the GI tract causing perforations, infection, and sepsis. NOT a good idea!
Nah, it’d just get lost with all the peanuts
Gold is Toxic…
Heavy metal poisoning??
It’s true. My dog ate a 24-pack one time. He shat rainbow-chip brownie dough.
“This is quite brilliant;* however, the…..”
And this guy’s critiquing the writer of the article?
Gold is a heavy metal, like lead. This would be dangerous to consume.
bitch thats disgustin
kkkkkkkk nice food
I want glittery shit what about glittery diarrhea. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
This isn’t plastic glitter. It’s 24K pure gold leaf, and is perfectly safe to digest.
If you spend $425 on a pill to make you shit gold flecks then you need to be kicked square in the taint. Hard.
Oh please, stupid people, please, please do this!! One little flake, getting stuck in a nook or cranny of your intestine and WOOMP there it is! INFECTION! One little NICK in your colon and BOOM! There it is! SEPSIS! Go for it! The gene pool needs bleaching and this is proof!!!
I wonder if they did this to see how many people would spend the time to talk about their poo……
And I can’t wait to order some.
Nah! Ancient Roman emperors would eat food covered in pure gold leaf. There was even a scene in the movie “Quo Vadis” where Nero ingests gold leaf covered eggs.
What’s the point if you can’t share it? Invite your party guests into the bathroom to share the experience. Take pics and share it with the world. Of course it’s probably the last party you’ll be invited to and your friends will probably de-friend you, but hey…
Surely she has to lay down below the glas table during your gold rush on top of it…
adam your picture is so fucking ugly
nvm
Shhhhhh, dont say anything let them consume it. That’s how we thin out the herd:)
So this is how we thin out the Herd? Good, I like it:)
At ‘this’ time are grants allowances?
Doggod
So, my intestines fecal from a liqueur or apertiff? Or both?
Maybe I could get my kids to willingly do a poop-patrol in the backyard. Could happen…
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