Burnt Impressions is selling this toaster that toasts selfies onto bread. For just $75 you can have a very vague depiction of your face on a piece of toast. Whoa, that’s like Jesus status! Still, how naraccissitc do you have to be to warrant buying a selfie toaster? I don’t know, but my guess is VERY.
The Selfie Toaster Toasts Your Face Onto Bread
I see may pieces of cat toast in the future.
Usefully useless. Selfie toast is as foolish sounding as racoon gang rape and not even half as exciting.
Is that a picture of Smooth-E? O.o
Shit, I see many slices of cocktoast flooding Instagram.
Someone’s getting a dick printing toaster for Christmas.
Hitler toast?
Does it do bagels?
What a great gift for the person that has everything.
omg thank you
Who is the guy on the toaster, because he looks just like me! creepy
Can you change the image or is it one picture only?
Extremely cool, you can get brand creative with this. Perfect for social media conferences and events!
It’s a personalized post. Whoever looks at it, it looks like them.
So Awesome!
It is going to make Jesus Toast so much easier…
It burned his mustache
So basically you can invite friends for breakfast and they can eat you?
Have some toasty, buttery, tasty me!
It’s Tobias Fünke
No, he doesn’t! You’re a baby.
Perfect for all of those trying to be like Jesus.
I want one.
This is cray cray crazy. Fun? Werid? If that toaster took a photo of me, yikes it will,probably burst into flames or just blow up.lol
I wish I had one of these when I had the Bed and Breakfast. The guest would have loved it.
What about a picture of anyone you wish? Gandhi? Rasputin?
Trez Kewl -JeeZus Lives!! xoxo
i want one lol
I s’pose nobody in the office lunchroom can say, “I didn’t know that was your BLT” if if your face is on it.
Had exactly the same thought! lol
That’s freaking hilarious. Doesn’t have to get into psychology or consumerism, it’s just freaking funny.
I guess it’s a good reminder to put down the carbs…
Well, look at your NAME, dude!
The comments are unbelievable, get your heads out of the gutter.
Giving new meaning to the phrase, “Dude, you’re toast!”
What does “naraccissite” mean please?
Actually this is gonna be BIG in the porn industry! Why just this morning I ate a topless Mylie Cyrus! (Heh.)
I like it.
Not sure i have friends who are narcissistic enough to do selfies on toast (well, ok, maybe a few…), but I can definitely think of friends who would put their pets’ pics on it.
Does the toaster make everyone look like Walter White?
Get one with Jesus or the virgin Mary on it and your set for life.
Are people really this bored????
What if two people are looking at the post at the same time?
So, then….Jesus is toast?!!!
Just found Obama’s birthday gift…
fake!
the pics arnt even the same!
this would make cafes very rich indeed
well I want to put my mother in la
w in it that bitch needs to burn
i would put my car on that
Yes the inserts are interchangeable.
It’s a great Birthday Present for my narcissistic friends!
so, apparently ur dick pik can fit on toast … sad
At least once you’ve been toasted, you look like Gandi.
I’d get one for Reagan but corpses don’t eat much and Nancy would just say no. Besides, toast is poverty food.
LMAO!
That looks nothing like me.
Yes toast is poverty food. However, under Obama, you get a free toaster with every slice…and MY tax dollars are paying for it. 😉 -p
naraccissitc?
the answer to your question is spelt g-o-o-g-l-e.
I’d need a French roll toaster to fit my duck pick
I think it’s funny. My kids would love it.
I was being sarcastic – “naraccissite” isn’t a word. Not even on Google. it was, therefore, a rhetorical question. But thanks for answering! 😉
LOL. Who keeps taking selfies, bro?
75 dollars for a toaster that only toasts 10% of the bread. What a time to be alive.
It’s a waste of money. Buy them books, arts supplies, or just teach them that learning can be fun. Putting your face on toast is novel and you gain nothing from it. It’s mindless.
Great way to prank the paranoid schizophrenic.
You may notice dumbass that pictures make things smaller. Hence the mans tiny face.
We know that, but the joke was worth the few giggles it illicit. All in the name of a good nature teasing. Although I personally think the toaster is a bit much.
So the only white left would be the eyes and teeth ?
Does that mean your inbread?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
Well, heck yeah…..if you can do more than one picture, maybe
i think the question is, how narcissistic do you have to be to eat your own face? and the answer is, not very.
D’oh! I’m having a bad/no hair day!
D’oh, I find it disturbing that you know how exciting racoon gang rape is.
OK, i get you now. lol. sorry. my bad. touche.
Ok cooltoasters,
I have some questions, 1) how much detail can the plate etch on the
bread from the plate, a bald headed bloke is simply but what about an
attractive young woman with long hair, 2) I want to get 3 plates made 2 (
one of each truck manufacturer ) and one of the young lady
formentioned….3) I live in australia and we are on 240 volts, can you
supply this type of toaster or can the plates fit into a standard toaster
No, you have to buy the one toaster that has your face on it…
You will probably have to visit a lot of stores before you find it.
On the company’s website it says this:
“For just $75, you can now order a custom image toaster that will brown your face, or any other image you submit into toasted bread. Includes a unique coupon and instructions to redeem for custom selfie inserts at a future date. Let your friends and family decide which photo they want on toast! Comes with a starter plate for added anticipation.”
I finding idiotic that you would take something said in jest and take it literal.
Yes I saw that but perhaps I didn’t make myself clear. Is it easily reconfigured (i.e. plates or pieces that can be rearranged?) or do you have to pay another $75 to get another face? If that’s the case, I’ll pass.
Well I’m not that unique. There are probably thousands of toasters out there that look like me.
I thought the toast looked more like Stalin.
uh….can’t imagine who would spend the money!! lol
not sure if this is self absorption to the extreme, or a brilliant way to tell someone to “eat me”?
Putz!
hahahahaaha
I hope you don’t vote !!!
why is someone named Jessica defending dicks like this?
Asian?
right, because toast is the food of choice at those events.
He only said it *sounds* exciting. Not at all disturbing.
Art is less novel and you also gain nothing from it. And chess. Archery. Glass blowing. Banjo playing. Life. Point taken, of course, but we can’t wait until we do everything worthwhile before doing a few stupid things for shits and giggles. It makes life more… shitty and giggly.
Imagine if someone took a photo of their butt-hole and served this for lunch.
Want to go on a diet, put your ex’s photo, or your leading country’s politician in there. Toast will become very repugnant and just about guarantee you to lose appetite and weight.
Ridiculous
It’s a miracle!
How did they work out the technology so that it only toasts pictures you’ve taken of yourself on to bread? Is there some algorithm in it that can sense when a photo was taken by someone else? Or knows if it’s a photo of a bridge, or a cat, and rejects it?
Get over it. People can do what they want with their own money without needing your economic advice.
*THE* perfect gift for the narcissist in your life.
Are you for real?!? lol
Yes, people *can* do what they want with their money, but using it to feed (literally) your own ego is a tad over the top. What about putting that money to GOOD use and helping the homeless, animal shelters, the disabled, charities, and/or the starving in Africa? The world is f*cked if people think this piece of cr@p is necessary in life.
This would be awesome if ran a lunch truck or owned a cafe as such .. Not so much the selfie as some kinda logo or a template you could change like a billboard. Messages to loved on at lunch little support for reaching goals after the $75 overhead. Lol could be fun.
This would actually be pretty cool for like a mom-n-pop diner – I wonder if they could upload like logos and stuff –
Good one Broseph
Relax Jess..he said just the head..better now & it was a joke by the way…;)
If you use raisin bread will it make you look like you have acne? if you use gluten-free bread, does your facial expression automatically become smug? These are important questions to consider before whipping out your credit card.
No, baby face
Title toast?
You mean Lenin
Damn autocorrect TIT toast
I am caucasian but like my toast very dark, won’t work for me
Totally butchered “narcissist.” Invest in spell check.
Quid pro quo ….
Warren Rodwell is still alive
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That’s what she said.