eBay seller usmc_vet2008 is getting rid of one of the bikes used in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. It even comes with a BONUS autograph of Paul Reubens himself! Right now, at the time of publishing, it’s got 45 bids and has racked up over $25k, so definitely out of my price range. Not that it was ever in my price range — according to Pee-wee that thing is worth a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars. I do not have that kind of money. If you do have that kind of money, I have a business proposition for you: buy this bike for me. What do you get out of the deal? The overwhelming joy of seeing me cruise around on it, I guess.