Coming Soon: Realistic ‘Barbie’ Dolls

Last year we met Nickolay Lamm’s version of Barbie that has the proportions of an average 19-year old girl. Back then it was a concept, but now? Well, soon they’ll be a reality. That’s right, Nickolay is bringing the dolls to life! I mean, he’s not bringing the dolls to to life-life, just like plastic-life. *shudders* Now THAT would be super scary. Worst nightmare, amirite? Okay, imwrong: second worst nightmare. First worst nightmare is definitely all my teeth falling out and everyone hates me. This is a step in the right direction, I think these dolls are an improvement. At least impressionable young children won’t have the unrealistic expectations of looking like Babs anymore! Because it’s all Barbie’s fault. Haha, just kidding, the blame rests entirely on the shoulders of our completely f***ed up society. Truthin’!

To pre-order the Lammily doll, visit Nickolay’s site HERE.