Do you feel powerless in your current relationship? Maybe you need to take control of the situation… or maybe you need to get a new girlfriend. And half the work will be done for you if you’re stupid enough to try out the Control A Woman remote control on her. Go ahead, try your luck and see if the “give me beer” or “remove clothes” buttons work… right after you try to turn her PMS off and stop her from nagging. The controller doesn’t require batteries, but keep in mind that you can be easily replaced by something that does.