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The World’s First All Diamond Ring
This is The World’s First Diamond Ring. As in, it’s carved completely from one big-ass rock. The project was designed and executed by Shawish…
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Fancy Knucks: China Knuckles
Sometimes gramma’s tea parties get out of hand and I have to come bust up on some old ladies. Just kidding, I never laid…
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Real Rorschach Masks With Ink That Changes Shape
“Swear to me” was hardly the most bad ass line from a comic book movie. Sure, Christian Bale has the “I gargle with broken…
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Til Death Do Us Part – The Abridged Version
If you take your vows while slipping this on her finger, don’t expect to have to keep your promise for too long. The Killer…
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For Sale By Owner: The Human Slinky
The One and Only Veniamin’s Human Slinky is for sale over on eBay for some 1 million dollars. That… is a lot of money.…
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Sküüzi: The Scandanavian Koozie
This is Sküüzi, the original Scandinavian Koozie. It keeps your hand warm and your beer cold. And looks pretty fashionable if I do say…
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Move Over Ugly Sweater, Here Comes One That Poops
By now, everyone and their grandmother has been invited to an “Ugly Sweater Party.” I give you credit if you totally skipped out on…
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Panties for Geek Girls
When I was a kid my mom wouldn’t let me get Spider-Man underwear because I’m a girl and boys underwear are different. Um, no…
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DO WANT: R2D2 Helmet
Ah, man! Have you seen this Burton R2D2 Snowboarding Helmet?! I don’t snow board or anything, but I do have an agreement (court-ordered) with…
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True Blood Necklace Doesn’t Suck
Thanks to that series of movies I’ve never seen and those television shows I’ve never watched, vampires are really, really cool. The True Blood…
