The Selfie Toaster Toasts Your Face Onto Bread

The Selfie Toaster Toasts Your Face Onto Bread

Burnt Impressions is selling this toaster that toasts selfies onto bread. For just $75 you can have a very vague depiction of your face on a piece of toast. Whoa, that’s like Jesus status! Still, how naraccissitc do you have to be to warrant buying a selfie toaster? I don’t know, but my guess is VERY.

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113 thoughts on “The Selfie Toaster Toasts Your Face Onto Bread”

  2. The Great King Beleth

    Usefully useless. Selfie toast is as foolish sounding as racoon gang rape and not even half as exciting.

  17. Charlie Sommers

    So basically you can invite friends for breakfast and they can eat you?

  23. Donnalynn Gerhard

    This is cray cray crazy. Fun? Werid? If that toaster took a photo of me, yikes it will,probably burst into flames or just blow up.lol

  24. Daniel Wink

    I wish I had one of these when I had the Bed and Breakfast. The guest would have loved it.

  28. Charlie_O

    I s’pose nobody in the office lunchroom can say, “I didn’t know that was your BLT” if if your face is on it.

  30. DERP

    That’s freaking hilarious. Doesn’t have to get into psychology or consumerism, it’s just freaking funny.

  36. the_npp

    Actually this is gonna be BIG in the porn industry! Why just this morning I ate a topless Mylie Cyrus! (Heh.)

  38. Arlene

    Not sure i have friends who are narcissistic enough to do selfies on toast (well, ok, maybe a few…), but I can definitely think of friends who would put their pets’ pics on it.

  53. Cuchulainn

    I’d get one for Reagan but corpses don’t eat much and Nancy would just say no. Besides, toast is poverty food.

  56. Joe Shmo

    Yes toast is poverty food. However, under Obama, you get a free toaster with every slice…and MY tax dollars are paying for it. 😉 -p

  61. Michelle Matthews

    I was being sarcastic – “naraccissite” isn’t a word. Not even on Google. it was, therefore, a rhetorical question. But thanks for answering! 😉

  63. jj

    75 dollars for a toaster that only toasts 10% of the bread. What a time to be alive.

  64. The Great King Beleth

    It’s a waste of money. Buy them books, arts supplies, or just teach them that learning can be fun. Putting your face on toast is novel and you gain nothing from it. It’s mindless.

  66. Jessica

    You may notice dumbass that pictures make things smaller. Hence the mans tiny face.

  67. Tiffany Salling

    We know that, but the joke was worth the few giggles it illicit. All in the name of a good nature teasing. Although I personally think the toaster is a bit much.

  72. Glen Broemer

    i think the question is, how narcissistic do you have to be to eat your own face? and the answer is, not very.

  76. Jacques Coomans

    Ok cooltoasters,
    I have some questions, 1) how much detail can the plate etch on the
    bread from the plate, a bald headed bloke is simply but what about an
    attractive young woman with long hair, 2) I want to get 3 plates made 2 (
    one of each truck manufacturer ) and one of the young lady
    formentioned….3) I live in australia and we are on 240 volts, can you
    supply this type of toaster or can the plates fit into a standard toaster

  77. Capt. Sarcasm

    No, you have to buy the one toaster that has your face on it…
    You will probably have to visit a lot of stores before you find it.

  78. CamReed

    On the company’s website it says this:

    “For just $75, you can now order a custom image toaster that will brown your face, or any other image you submit into toasted bread. Includes a unique coupon and instructions to redeem for custom selfie inserts at a future date. Let your friends and family decide which photo they want on toast! Comes with a starter plate for added anticipation.”

  79. The Great King Beleth

    I finding idiotic that you would take something said in jest and take it literal.

  80. lindamermaid

    Yes I saw that but perhaps I didn’t make myself clear. Is it easily reconfigured (i.e. plates or pieces that can be rearranged?) or do you have to pay another $75 to get another face? If that’s the case, I’ll pass.

  81. lindamermaid

    Well I’m not that unique. There are probably thousands of toasters out there that look like me.

  84. Goddess

    not sure if this is self absorption to the extreme, or a brilliant way to tell someone to “eat me”?

  91. Yankeu

    Art is less novel and you also gain nothing from it. And chess. Archery. Glass blowing. Banjo playing. Life. Point taken, of course, but we can’t wait until we do everything worthwhile before doing a few stupid things for shits and giggles. It makes life more… shitty and giggly.

  92. Paul Forrest

    Imagine if someone took a photo of their butt-hole and served this for lunch.

  93. Paul Forrest

    Want to go on a diet, put your ex’s photo, or your leading country’s politician in there. Toast will become very repugnant and just about guarantee you to lose appetite and weight.

  96. Brian Kerk

    How did they work out the technology so that it only toasts pictures you’ve taken of yourself on to bread? Is there some algorithm in it that can sense when a photo was taken by someone else? Or knows if it’s a photo of a bridge, or a cat, and rejects it?

  97. visual

    Get over it. People can do what they want with their own money without needing your economic advice.

  100. Sue Booth

    Yes, people *can* do what they want with their money, but using it to feed (literally) your own ego is a tad over the top. What about putting that money to GOOD use and helping the homeless, animal shelters, the disabled, charities, and/or the starving in Africa? The world is f*cked if people think this piece of cr@p is necessary in life.

  101. Kellie Mowery Hatcher

    This would be awesome if ran a lunch truck or owned a cafe as such .. Not so much the selfie as some kinda logo or a template you could change like a billboard. Messages to loved on at lunch little support for reaching goals after the $75 overhead. Lol could be fun.

  102. Edward Padilla

    This would actually be pretty cool for like a mom-n-pop diner – I wonder if they could upload like logos and stuff –

  104. manley

    Relax Jess..he said just the head..better now & it was a joke by the way…;)

  105. Heather MacAndrew

    If you use raisin bread will it make you look like you have acne? if you use gluten-free bread, does your facial expression automatically become smug? These are important questions to consider before whipping out your credit card.

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