Picking out new underwear can be a tricky process. Do you pick something comfortable, functional, or fashionable? Of course, you could always go a different route, and get something completely outrageous.Below, you’ll find some of the weirdest underwear money can buy.
No Wash Underwear
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They’re yellow in the front, and brown in the back. Hit them with some Febreze once in a while, and no one will ever know you haven’t washed them since you bought them!
Butt Lifting Underwear
Let’s face it guys, ladies like a nice butt. If you don’t have one, you can at least trick people into thinking you do with these underwear.
Light Up Underwear
You can use the lights in this underwear to find your way through a dark room, or signal your wife to let her know you’re coming in for a landing!
Underwear That Checks Your Vitals
This pair of underwear has biosensors built into the lining that can keep track of your vitals. The sensors could be honed to determine your blood alcohol content, or stress levels. One day, if you plan to go drunk driving, you’re just going to have to do it without underwear on.
The Ballbra
Give your boys the support they deserve with the Ballbra. It supports your junk, and it has a stylish G-string – what more could you ask for?
Faucet Underwear
Faucet Underwear brings new meaning tot he phrase “take a leak”. They come in blue and read which we can only assume means that they run both hot and cold.
Brief Jerky
As tempting as it might be, it’s extremely important not to eat these after you’ve worn them. Sure, you’d get a mouthful of delicious beef jerky, but the price you’d be paying for that trip to flavor town just wouldn’t be worth it.
Samurai Underwear
There’s no point in trying to hide it, we know you practice your sweet ninja moves naked in front of the mirror each day before you get ready for work. If you wear the Samurai Underwear, your ninja moves will become even more powerful thanks to the built in samurai training packed into each pair.
Push Up Underwear
Women have been using push up bras to trick men into thinking their breasts are larger than they actually are for years now. It’s time to level the playing field with the Push Up Underwear. Now you can finally retire that balled up sock that’s served you so well over the years!
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Look at the butt lifting underwear pic again, somethings missing, I think that guy could use the push up underwear.
Is there something you’re not telling us, Martin?