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  • Now You Can Buy A 5-Pound Bag Of Green Army Men Gummies

    Albanese Confectionery is selling 5-pound bags of Army Men Gummies on Amazon for just $16. That’s a steal! Right now I’m doing Whole30 and…

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  • Drink Rosé From A 40, Because You’re Classy As Hell

    Ever dream of drinking rosé from a 40? I have not. Until now! I just learned Forty Ounce Wines sells rosé by the 40 ounce…

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  • Track Your Travels With This Clever Cross Stitch World Map

    SUCK UK is selling this Cross Stitch World Map for $36. Stitch in different states and countries to track all your adventures. Never forget: The…

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  • Inflat-A-Bull Is The Bull Riding Pool Float Of Your Dreams

    Meet Inflat-A-Bull. It’s a bull riding pool float. Grab onto the handles and shake em around to bring the rider down. I thought it…

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  • Space Nerds Will Love The Solar System In A Bottle

    Little Planet Factory is selling this Solar System In A Bottle for ~$37. The little bottle contains all 8 planets to scale (1:5,000,000,000). Adorable!…

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  • Your Makeup Kit NEEDS These Unicorn Horn Makeup Brushes

    Primark is selling these Unicorn Horn Makeup Brushes. They’re easily the most magical makeup brushes in all of the land! And they’re dirt cheap…

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  • Now You Can Have A Watchband Made With The Fur Of Your Pet

    Analog Watch Co. brings us The Companion Collection. Just fork over $200, send in 2 – 4 ounces of your pet’s fur, and in…

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  • The Singing Lady Sponge Holder Is The Best Sponge Holder!

    Peleg Design is selling this adorable Singing Lady Sponge Holder for $15. I want one. No — I NEED one. I need two! Oh…

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  • The Stone In The Ring May Signify Your Desires…

    OK, so you’ve bitten the bullet: he or she is the one for you and you want to spend the rest of your life…

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  • BEHOLD! The Unicorn Horn Dildo Is A Real Thing That Exists

    Here’s the Unicorn Horn Dildo sold by Geeky Sex Toys. As you can see, it’s a dildo that looks like a unicorn horn. The…

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