This is the Tortilla Towel. It’s brought to us by a group of friends I-Ping, Mary, Sarah, and Chelsey. You can preorder a Tortilla Towel for $35 and they’ll be shipping out later this month. Man, a Tortilla Towel. Why didn’t I think of that? I make myself into a human burrito every time I shower! I just crawl directly from the tub to my bed where I wrap myself up in a towel and look at my phone until I am mostly dry. I can’t be the only one!