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Jenny & Me Go Together Like Soup & Crackers
Soup without crackers is like a burger without a bun. Sure it may be better for you, but it’s BORing. Finally, soup’s crunchy companions…
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Fancy Knucks: China Knuckles
Sometimes gramma’s tea parties get out of hand and I have to come bust up on some old ladies. Just kidding, I never laid…
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NASA Explains Angry Birds Space… IN SPACE
You know a game is big when they advertise during the Superbowl—you know a game is GINORMOUS when they advertise it in space. NASA…
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Bloody Mary Beef Jerky Straws
You know the whole “hair of the dog” thing? That old idea that the only cure for feeling bad about drinking too much is…
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Plunder Some Booty At Sea Captain Date
Ahoy lonely sea captains! Are you sick of spending all of your time on a boat full of dudes? And ladies, do you like…
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iPhone Gorilla Cam
Oh, the zoo. Whenever I go it’s like all the animals are napping. Pretty underwhelming. Although I did see a giraffe take a piss…
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Beer Pong Branded Beer
Because someone decided that regular beer just isn’t good enough for beer pong, a brewing company has released a brand specifically for the drinking…
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Buy A One Way Ticket To The Mile High Club
The one and only time I tried to get freaky at 30,000 feet, I ended up vomming. Everywhere. I blame turbulence and the distinct,…
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It’s Time For A Prize Puzzle!
If the game show this clock is inspired by happens to be your favorite, we probably can’t be friends. I am not the prize…
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Bulldog Cries Listening To Adele
Two dog posts in one day! I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes, my dogs are doing all my writing today.…
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Eat On A Live Volcano At El Diablo Restaurant
First we had the Waterfalls Restaurant where you can dine at the base of a waterfall. But everyone knows nothing beats that charred smokey…
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Daaaw!: Functional One-Inch Coffee Pot
I guess it should go without saying that I just spilled scalding hot coffee in my lap because I just love tiny things and…
