Meet Clocky, an alarm clock that runs away from you so you can’t snooze. It’s sold by Nanda Home for $40. Once the alarm goes off, Clocky hops off your night stand, runs away and hides until you come find it to turn it off. Then presumably chuck it out the window. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a cute concept and all. When you’re awake. When you’re sleeping, not so much. There’s nothing cute about anything that’s trying to keep me from my bed! Nothing comes between me and my bed! Not even pajamas. Partially because I haven’t done laundry in a while but also because NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY BED.