Holy shitstains in the back of your drawls, guys, meet the world’s most terrifying haunted house, McKamey Manor. It’s an interactive experience in which you and a pal get the living daylights scared out of you. That’s right — all that’s gonna be left in you is dead nightdarks. Admission is free, but you’ve gotta be over 21, in great physical health, plus sign a pretty daunting waiver to get in. The folks doing all the scaring are allowed to do all kinds of crazy horrifying stuff to you over the course of 4-7 hours. Why you’d wanna subject yourself to something like that is beyond me, but then again, I’m a person who can’t watch a scary movie without crying like a baby and sleeping with all the lights on for a week. So there’s a chance I might not be the target audience. A very good chance.
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