Cat Wine Markers Keep Your Glass Purrfectly Identifiable

Are you a cat lady wino trying to differentiate your glass from the rest? Why not (wine ot!!!) try these cat wine markers by Fred & Friends? Originally spotted for just $10, a set of six color-coded kitties cozies up around the stems of your wine glasses. Finally, a way to combine your two greatest loves: cats and booze. PURRFECTION!

They’re called Wine Lives, which is adorable because cats have nine lives, and you have approximately nine glasses of wine before you start telling everybody at the party that you love them. Or is that just me? Never mind.

Cat Wine Markers That Curl Around Your Glass

Designed by Liz Goulet Dubois for Fred Studio, the Wine Lives markers are made from flexible silicone and come in six different colors. Each little kitty curls around the stem of a wine glass, marking your drink so you don’t accidentally grab somebody else’s. Because nothing ruins a perfectly good wine night like drinking from the wrong glass. Well, except running out of wine. THAT’S a tragedy.

Unlike traditional wine charms that dangle from little metal rings, these cats wrap directly around the glass stem. They’re reusable, made from BPA-free silicone, and designed to fit most stemmed glasses. So they aren’t just cute little freeloaders. They actually have a job!

And with six different colors, everybody gets their own designated drinking buddy. Just remember which cat belongs to you. Otherwise you’ll be right back where you started, except now you’ve got a bunch of tiny rubber felines judging your poor decision-making skills.

A Purrfect Little Gift for Cat Lovers

These things also make a pretty clever gift for anybody who loves cats, wine, or hosting parties where everyone inevitably forgets which glass is theirs. Much easier than giving somebody an actual cat. Those require food, attention, and occasionally let you know they’re disappointed in you. Wine markers just sit there looking cute. MY KIND OF PET.

Fred & Friends has continued offering the Wine Lives design through its product line, although prices have changed since the original $10 listing. The important thing is that the kitties are still ridiculously adorable. Almost adorable enough to make me start drinking from a proper wine glass.

Purrsonally, I don’t need wine markers. I just chug that sweet sauce straight from the box. PRO STYLE. Jk, I have a problem.