Meet Zoo Jeans. They’re limited edition jeans that have been distressed by zoo animals. They come in lion, tiger, and bear, and they’re selling in an online auction starting August 1. Oh, rich people. Rich people, rich people, rich people — buying expensive-ass jeans that have been distressed by animals. I’m trying to keep my jeans from being distressed by animals. My pets love tearing apart my clothes. It’s why I never leave the house! Haha, jk, that’s because of the crippling social anxiety. Totally separate issue.
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