Meet Mary. She’s an 84-year-old who wants to be the next sexy Carl’s Jr. girl in their sexy car washing hamburger eating ad. This is her audition tape and boy, it is a thing of beauty. Gramma’s got it going on! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go buy up all the stock in Carl’s Jr. Now’s the perfect time, because their sales are gonna go through the roof! I’m gonna be rich. RICH!