Raise your hand if you eat, sleep, breathe, live, and love pizza. You with your hands up? You are my people. Those of you who left their hands down, you are welcome to leave. I don’t even want to look at you. There is no place for you here, be gone! For the rest of us: fragrance maker Demeter is selling Pizza Cologne for $20 a bottle. Just imagine your bod doused in ‘za scented liquid. It smells of tomato sauce, creamy mozzarella, and oregano. In a word? Heaven. The great news is the reviews are super positive. Customers are saying the stuff smells exactly like your favorite pizzeria. The bad news is, I dunno what’s gonna stop me from chugging the entire bottle in one sitting, but my guess is absolutely nothing.
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