HelloDenizen, a Youtube channel best known for bringing us Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos, making us all go completely f***ing insane because the world was not ready for such things, is back with Tiny Hamster vs Kobayashi. In it, the teensy rodent goes head to head with champion hot dog eater Takeru Kobayashi. He really knocks it out of the ball park. Upon viewing, I have come to the conclusion that the world is still not ready for such things. I thought I could, but the me-shaped hole I made when I busted through the wall screaming “I CAAAAN’T!” says otherwise.

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