Big Mouth Toys is selling what they call the World’s Easiest Diet Kit. It’s a fork with the ends cut off and a spoon with the center missing, making it nearly impossible to get food into your pie hole. Unless you use your hands. Before anyone gets all up in arms about this mess, please take a deep breath and accept that this is a gag gift. You should have picked up on that the moment you read the words “Big Mouth Toys,” a company best known for selling tacky shit like Obama toilet paper, a pee and poop salt and pepper shaker, and a piggy bank shaped like a fat ass that farts when you put money in it. You BEST BELIEVE this diet kit is a total joke. Not a very good joke, but a joke nonetheless.

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