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Bild Health App Launches to Help GLP-1 Users Lose Fat Without Losing Muscle
A major challenge that comes with using GLP-1 medications for weight loss is the risk of losing muscle along with body fat. To address…
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Merry Christmas
Snow, tree, lights and Christmas songs are good components for creating Christmas atmosphere, but they’re still not enough to have an ideal Christmas. Love,…
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Reuse Halloween Leftover
This Halloween don’t waste the Halloween Candy, rather you can smartly reuse the leftovers in a much better and smart way. I suggest everyone…
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Happy Halloween 2017: Know How It Came
Everyone wish others happy Halloween, but how many of them really know why we celebrate Halloween, how it came from and many more things.…
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A Woman Had Period Pain During Office Hours and Her Colleague Reports her as Unprofessional
One of the women employees had been suffering from a bad bout of menstrual cramps and her male colleague reports her as unprofessional and…
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Like Free Stuff? Enter For A Chance To Win These Giveaways!
Enter below for a chance to win this week’s giveaways! LOLL poncho towels. These towels have two secret pockets! a Rafflecopter giveaway …
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How To Trick Someone Into Believing You’re Home In Bed
Ever wonder how you can trick your significant other that you’re in bed, when you’re really at the bar? You should… probably be single.…
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Everyone Can Relax Now, The Penis Chandelier Is Finally Here
Earlier this week we met the Toilet Chandelier. That was really something. Now there’s the Penis Chandelier. It is also really something. Is it…
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Nothing Is Sacred Anymore: Eggplant Flavored Condoms
Condom company Durex brings us Eggplant flavored condoms. That is all. Okay??? I SAID THAT IS ALL.
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Emoji Masks Make The Easiest Halloween Costume There Is*
Halloween is just around the corner. Do you already have your costume? If you answered no, join the club! We’re meeting on October 30…
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The Skull Soy Dish Set Is A Reminder Of Your Mortality
Foodiggity offered this Skull Soy Dish set, complete with bamboo chopsticks, back when we first covered it in 2015. Finally, a way to enjoy…
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Guy Fieri As Renaissance Babies Will Give You All The Nightmares
Here are some paintings of Guy Fieri as Renaissance babies. They’re put together by BuzzFeed’s Ellie Sunakawa, who has clearly lost her damn mind. Thanks for sharing, Ellie! And by thanks for sharing, I mean expect my therapy bill in the mail! I don’t know what I expected from the internet, but it definitely wasn’t the Mayor of Flavortown making a surprise appearance in centuries-old-looking religious art. One minute you’re contemplating the beauty of the Renaissance. The next, you’re wondering whether the infant in the painting is about to recommend a plate of donkey sauce with a side of existential dread. A Little Less Cherub, a Lot More Flavortown There’s something profoundly wrong about combining the peaceful expressions and serious, reverent compositions associated with Renaissance paintings with the face of a guy who made his name celebrating diners, drive-ins, and dives. The original subjects are supposed to inspire wonder. This version inspires questions. So many questions. And not one of them is, “Where can I buy a print for the nursery?” Maybe it’s the contrast that makes these mashups so funny. You expect soft halos, tender maternal gazes, and the kind of golden light that belongs in a museum. Instead, you get Guy Fieri. The man has one of the most recognizable faces in food television, and apparently that’s all it takes to turn a serene painting into something that should come with a warning label. The best part is imagining how a museum tour guide would handle the situation. “To your left is a fine example of Renaissance devotion, and to your right is a baby who looks like he’s about to take us on a road trip to the nation’s best barbecue joints.” Please keep your hands inside the gallery at all times. These images were already making the rounds by July 2015, when BuzzFeed included the Guy Fieri Renaissance-baby gag in a roundup and credited Sunakawa. Which means people have had years to process this cultural achievement. Personally, I’m still working through the first five seconds. I’m not saying these belong in the Louvre. I’m saying that if somebody hung one in a dark hallway and let me discover it at 2 a.m., I’d never sleep again. Somewhere out there, an art-history professor is rubbing their temples, Guy Fieri is presumably still Guy Fieri, and the rest of us are left wondering how we got from the Renaissance to this. Anyway, enjoy your nightmares. I hear they’re taking reservations in Flavortown.
