Here are a few videos showing Costco‘s pizza sauce machines in action. My god, it is hypnotizing. But they missed a spot. Right there in the middle. You’d think that the technicians creating these machines would make sure to deliver the full coverage of sauce! But maybe this is at the request of some Costco executive? “The pizza should be good, but not that good. We want people coming for the bulk goods, not the za!” And when you think about it like that, it makes total sense. Which, just to be clear, I have been thinking about it like that. Like, a lot.