Starting May 12, Häagen-Dazs will be selling vegetable ice cream in Japan. The series, called Spoon Vege, has two flavors so far: Tomato Cherry and Carrot Orange. Good god! That sounds horrible. Sorry, but — wait, no I’m not. Whoever came up with vegetable ice cream should be the sorry ones! That said, I’ll try it. After all, ice cream is ice cream is ice cream is ice cream is okay, this one has frostbite, throw it in the trash. I draw the line at frostbite!