Weddings are supposed to make you cry, not barf. But then again most weddings aren’t plastered all over every media outlet ad nauseum. Seriously, aren’t you sick of hearing about Prince William and Kate Middleton yet? If not, you will be—so you better grab yourself a sick bag. Of course you can’t yak in just any ol’ puke bag in the presence of royalty. That’s why you need a royal wedding bag, featuring a portrait of the happy couple and the wedding date. After you’ve “throne up” in it, it makes the perfect keepsake to commemorate your reaction to the first of many sickeningly over-publicized moments in the new princess’s life.

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