Only Breakfast You Need: Bacon Coffee
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Brittany High
Just when we thought everything that could be bacon-ed had been bacon-ed, Boca Java gave us Maple Bacon Morning, aka bacon coffee, aka Pour It Down My Throat. Man, that sounds real good.
The idea is breakfast in a mug: coffee flavored with maple syrup and bacon. Boca Java describes the combination as sweet maple with a smoky bacon note. So if your usual flavored coffee feels a little too vanilla, there’s your alternative. Apparently, even the coffee wants a side of bacon.
This isn’t a newly discovered breakfast loophole. GeekAlerts covered Maple Bacon Morning back on October 31, 2012, describing an Arabica coffee flavored with maple and bacon. At the time, it reported a price of $15.98 for two 8-ounce bags on Amazon. That’s a historical price, so don’t go waving it at a checkout screen today.
It’s a shame I’m not allowed to drink coffee anymore. My mom says it makes me hyper! Pretty much the same reason I’m not allowed to drink Mountain Dew either. It’s because of the time I chugged a 3-liter bottle of the stuff and then drove a stolen tractor-trailer through a 7-Eleven. You make one mistake, and they really throw the book at you. Plus, your mom takes away your soda privileges. Life is so unfair!
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