Little Tikes Car For Grown Ups

John Bitmead looked at one of those red and yellow (aka ketchup and mustard) Little Tikes cars and thought to himself “Not big enough. Not fast enough.” Jk, I actually don’t know WTF John was thinking when he made this adult-sized version that’s capable of going up to 70 MPH. But I think that’s a pretty good guess. Did John think about how dangerous it would be to be cruising at such speeds without any windows including NO WINDSHIELD? Probably not. That seems like a pretty big oversight. But again, I have no idea what was going through his mind at the time. What do I look like, a mind reader? Because that would be pretty cool.