LOLWUT?: Baby Diaper Poop Alarm
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Brittany High
How do you know when your baby has dropped a nasty doo-doo in their drawers? Well, for one, you can probably smell that ish, amirite? I know I’m right. But I wish I was wrong.
What Is the Baby Poop Alarm?
For parents hoping to hear about the dirty deed before that stinky smell defiles their nostrils, there was the Baby Poop Alarm. The pitch: attach the device to the outside of the diaper and get a sound-and-light alert when your sweet, precious angel busts out a big, stanky deuce. Wheeee!
How Was the Baby Poop Alarm Supposed to Work?
That was the promise described in the original coverage, rather than a result we’ve tested. Think of it as a proposed early-warning system for a very small, very smelly emergency.
Why Should Babies Have All the Fun?
One question, though: why’s it gotta be for babies only? Some adults like to wear diapers too, ya know! Like me, for example. Not because I’ve got incontinence or whatever. It’s more because I’m lazy. Okay, it’s ALL because I’m lazy.
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