Designer Mark Moskovitz brings us The Facecord Cabinet. It appears to be a stack of firewood, but has 4 pull out drawers that are disguised seamlessly in the split log design. Because who doesn’t like a good disguise? I mean, the cool kind of disguises. Like secret passageways and stuff. NOT disguises like that old granny who got bored one day and started an online dating profile posing as a sessy young dude. That… was not coo. I thought we had something special! Then again, all that talk of bingo and diuretics should’ve tipped me off.