These are Picnic Pants by Acquacalda Design. When sitting cross-legged the… uh, floaty part in the middle? crotch panel? gray skirt-ish area? becomes taut, providing a table to eat from. The jeans are also equipped with pockets to hold drinks. Look, I’m all for practicality (as in, I own a Shirt Plate), but damn! This is dorky as all hell. I just imagine MC Hammer is looking at these same pants and is thoroughly regretting not coming up with the concept first.