Chip Fingers Keep Your Digits Free From Cheeto Dust
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Brittany High
These are Chip Fingers. Apparently they’re the ultimate snacking accessory, NOT fingers crafted out of chips as I had originally thought. Which is disappointing, because edible fingers sound like a pretty solid invention. SOMEONE GET ON THAT!
Stick these little silicone covers on your fingertips to keep your fingers free of Cheeto dust, food crumbs, pizza grease, and whatnot. That’s right, you can finally demolish an entire bag of cheesy snacks without turning your hands into fluorescent orange crime scenes. THE FUTURE IS HERE, PEOPLE!
Chip Fingers Make Messy Snacking a Little Less Messy
Chip Fingers were introduced as reusable silicone covers that slip over your fingertips. Instead of getting cheese powder, salt, and grease all over your hands, you get the mess on the covers instead. Then you can wash them and use them again. GENIUS! Or maybe just an elaborate solution to a problem most of us solve with a napkin.
The original version came in packs of five, so you could outfit an entire hand for maximum snack protection. And because the covers were flexible and designed to fit different finger sizes, you didn’t need to get fitted by some fancy snack-accessory specialist. Although I would absolutely attend that appointment if it existed.
Think about the possibilities! Eat Cheetos while using your computer. Enjoy Doritos without leaving orange fingerprints all over your phone. Crush an entire bag of greasy potato chips without looking like you’ve just performed emergency maintenance on a deep fryer. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
Where Can You Buy Chip Fingers?
The question on everyone’s mind rn: where do I get my hands on a set of these babies? When the original product appeared, its website helpfully suggested looking at your favorite retail store. Which one is that? There are so many, it’s hard to choose just one! Hell, I’m having a hard time whittling my list down to a top 10!
Chip Fingers eventually appeared through online retailers, although the original product’s current availability isn’t confirmed. So if you’re determined to keep your precious digits spotless, you might have to do a little searching. Or, you know, use a fork. BUT WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT?
Oh boy, there I go talking about retail stores again. And people wonder why I’m still single. Haha, just kidding. No one wonders that. It is painfully clear.
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