Oh noes, guys. Fufufufufufuuuu. We have been eating sushi wrong. How does something so wrong feel so right? My pal Elie and the team over at Foodbeast put together this video demonstrating how to eat sushi like a sensei. Or, you know, just like, the proper way to eat it. Apparently you’re supposed to skip the chopsticks and use your fingers instead, there’s no dunking allowed, and keep the wasabi to a minimum. One thing they forgot to mention is don’t shove an entire piece into your pie sushi hole and then scream “WHAT DID I JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH?!” It’s not polite, plus your date will excuse himself to the restroom never to return. I had to learn that lesson the hard way! Four times.