Youtuber CrazyRussianHacker posted this video showing how to make popcorn using a beer can. Or a soda can, for you teetotalers. All you gotta do is chug that drink, sand some of the paint off the can, cut a hole in it, pour some oil in there, throw some kernels in there, put the can on top of fire, and watch as kernels pop into your bowl one by one. It seriously takes for f***ing ever, so grab a magazine or something. At one point CrazyRussianHacker says that this machine is the best. Best what? Popcorn popper? Because it’s not. It’s cool and all, but I’m Team Microwave all the way, baby!