Because every good idea has already been done and new content only happens when we do mash-ups, here’s William Shakespeare’s Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope. The book is exactly what it sounds like: Star Wars told in Shakespearean English. If you really couldn’t ever follow Shakespeare OR George Lucas, then this is not the book you’re looking for. The saga of a valiant knight of Jedi battling an evil lord of Sith begins with a familiar, yet slightly different line:
In time so long ago begins our play,
In star-crossed galaxy, far, far away.