Valentine’s Day is coming up and you know what that means! Well, depending on who you ask, anyway. Personally, all I’ve got to look forward to is getting drunk off box wine and crying in the shower while my cats scratch at the door. But maybe you’ve got a love to share it with. Why not show them how you really feel by getting your anus bronzed? Model Rayna Terror demonstrates the process in this video by Riot TV. The handy work is done by Magnus Irvin, the same man who brought us Edible Anus aka chocolate b-holes. I don’t really know what else to say here, especially considering there’s not a chance in hell you’re even reading anymore. You’ve already closed the window in disgust or you dived into the video the second you saw the title. I’m just gonna quietly let myself out so I can Google anus casting prices in private.

Thanks to my bestie Elizabeth for sending in the tip. After much deliberation we decided to skip the butt bronze and stick with good old fashioned friendship bracelets.

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