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How Much Longer Will Your Tikker Tick?
We are all going to die someday. You know that, right? But do we need to be reminded of it daily? Or better yet,…

Your Selfies Just Got Better
Ah the selfie. What’s a social media profile without one? Even though I’m probably way too old to be taking them, I still try…

Bake An Insta-cake Worthy of An Instagram
Cheese is good, but cake is better. I wanted to suggest we should all say “cake” when smiling for photos instead of cheese, but…

The Internet Is Going To Explode: Cat Donuts
I don’t need to explain the Internet’s obsession with cats. You’re here, therefore you’re in the know. Let’s move on…to donuts. They are everywhere.…

No More Peanut Butter Knuckles
Most folks like peanut butter between two slices of bread, preferably with a spot of sweet jelly or jam. I prefer using my fingers.…

Don’t Stop Gaming – Order Pizza From Your Xbox
Taking a break from your latest game addiction to find something to eat is a major bummer. Don’t worry, you can keep your butt…

DIY Ball Pit: Because Child-less Adults Aren’t Welcome At Chuck E. Cheese
What do you do when you get the urge to play in a playground style ball pit? You could haul ass to IKEA, but…

1000 Bottle Caps On The Floor, 1000 Bottle Caps
Usually when a floor is covered in beer bottle caps, it means good times were had and that lots of gross cleaning lies ahead.…
Who Needs A Gun When You Have The Self Defense Night Stand?
I’m not going touch the issue of gun ownership – you do what works for you, Charlton Heston. But you can keep your firearms…

Creepy Lip Makeup That Mimics The Eye
What’s that? You always wanted a third eye? One or two in the back of the head would be super useful, but would you…

Real Life Mario Kart: Where Yoshi Still Wins All The Time
Anyone who has played Mario Kart knows that you can spend hours on end racing around those tracks. It’s been said that some ambitious…

Christmas: Gangnam Style
It would not be baby Jesus’ birthday without a hit song set to someone’s over-the-top Christmas light design. While PSY’s Gangnam Style may be…