McKamey Manor Is The Most Horrifying Haunted House Ever

Holy shitstains in the back of your drawls, guys, meet the world’s most terrifying haunted house, McKamey Manor. It’s an interactive experience in which you and a pal get the living daylights scared out of you. That’s right — all that’s gonna be left in you is dead nightdarks. Admission is free, but you’ve gotta be over 21, in great physical health, plus sign a pretty daunting waiver to get in. The folks doing all the scaring are allowed to do all kinds of crazy horrifying stuff to you over the course of 4-7 hours. Why you’d wanna subject yourself to something like that is beyond me, but then again, I’m a person who can’t watch a scary movie without crying like a baby and sleeping with all the lights on for a week. So there’s a chance I might not be the target audience. A very good chance.