Creepiest Wedding Cake EVAR

A few weeks ago we saw a Friday the 13th engagement shoot featuring the happy couple brutally murdered by Jason. Wheeeeee! Now an Austin, TX, couple has upped the morbid factor with this wedding cake made by Sideserf Cake Studio. It features their severed, bloodied noggins. Ooh, I call dibs on the ear piece! You know that part’s gonna have the most frosti– who am I kidding? Even typing those words made me gag a little, I can’t even pretend to want a bite of this mess. Now the open bar on the other hand, I’m all over that. Like literally. I’m gonna drink and drink and drink until I black out and here’s hoping I’ll wake up face down on the bar. Just like last time, right cousin Sue? Haha, she’s not talking to me anymore. In fact, that entire side of the family has basically blacklisted me. Even Gramma!