Bon Appetit brings us this video of a regular guy cooking with Gordon Ramsay. The kitchen noobis guided only by Gordon’s melodious voice. Is melodious the word I’m looking for? No. No it is not. I wish I could say “Valiant effort!” but the dude’s crab cake looks more like crap cake. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “That was a bad and you should feel bad.” Believe me — it was and I do!