You could tell a lot about a person by their Google searches. What kind of diseases they might think they have (“ass cancer symptoms”), how up to date they are on current events (“what is Obama’s last name?”), and whether or not they really understand how to use their web browser (“”). But luckily Google doesn’t judge. I mean, someone probably does behind the scenes, but to you it’s just a faceless search engine incapable of judgement. This video by College Humor demonstrates what it would be like if Google was a living breathing person that could respond to you… while throwing some serious shade. And it makes you realize just how dumb you would feel if you said “miss pippi” to a real person when you meant “mississippi.” Luckily for all of us, our shameful Google secrets are safe… for now.

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