Check out this Crying Unicorn Candle on pre-order from Firebox for $25. Set the wick on fire and watch the wax tears flow. Weeeeeeeee! Just beware, making a unicorn cry is like, REALLY bad luck. It’s almost as bad as drinking unicorn blood. Which, full disclosure: I have done before. What? It was an accident! I was thirsty and I thought it was Mountain Dew Code Red!