Check out this footage of gangster crab, the baddest crustacean in all of the land sea. Forget about pinching, this dude will cut you. DEEP. And in the back. Hell, he’ll cut you to your face! And insult your mom in the process. Real dark shit. You don’t want to get involved.

Thanks to Jon for sending in the tip. He’s so scared of gangster crab, he boarded up his windows and doors. Possibly an overreaction.

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