There’s a new beauty treatment trending in Japan. One that involves paying someone $243 to put a breed of special African snails on your face, leaving trails of ook on your skin. The process is meant to slow down the aging of skin cells. Of course there’s no scientific proof that putting slimy-ass snails on your skin is gonna keep your skin looking young and fresh. But by the time all the results are in, those snail-salon people will have already laughed their way to the bank, squandered all their earnings, and already come up with the next way they’re gonna scam you out of your money. It’s the circle of liiiiiiiiiiife!
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