Wake Up And Smell The Bacon is a dongle and corresponding app for smartphones that will soon be available by Oscar Mayer. It’s an alarm that wakes you with the smell of bacon. Just plug the little device into your phone, sync it with the app, set your alarm, go to sleep, wake up to the smell of bacon, but no bacon. Seems cruel and grounds to go right back to bed. What a horrible way to start the day. Now, internet, take note: this is the first time bacon has been added to something that did NOT improve the quality of said something. Annnd hopefully the last. Bacon, don’t you do us wrong again!