DO WANT: R2D2 Helmet

Ah, man! Have you seen this Burton R2D2 Snowboarding Helmet?! I don’t snow board or anything, but I do have an agreement (court-ordered) with my mom that I always have to wear a helmet. Not that there’s anything wrong with me. Nooo. It’s just, ya know, better to be safe than sorry. And by “sorry” I mean, “have my skull cracked in half, in a coma for 6 months because I play in traffic.” Plus, you know how I feel about Star Wars! When I’m rocking this helmet, I will be like “Beep boop — I am the droid you’re looking for.” I’m hoping it’ll help me make friends.