Twinkie The Cockatiel Sings The Andy Griffith Theme, Is Amazing

Youtuber Pumzilla posted this video of Twinkie the cockatiel whistling the Andy Griffith theme song to his stuffed turtle. It makes me so happy, it’s made me physically ill — twice! I can’t wipe this shit eating grin off my face. Even after my boss handed me a mop and said someone puked in the supply closet. What he doesn’t know is that it was me! Just kidding, he is well aware it was me, he’s probably just too embarrassed to admit it. I don’t know why he’d be embarrassed — he’s not the one who ralphed on the fax machine because he watched a video of a bird whistling. That’s something I’ll never live down.