Hooleeee shi shi, guys. This is a video of José Vergara Acevedo getting into an elevator that malfunctions, shooting up 31 floors and crashing into the roof. It’s a lesson on why to take the stairs instead. Or just stay home! That’s what I do. Yep, I boarded up these windows and locked up the doors a long-ass time ago. I haven’t seen the sun in over a decade and look at me! I turned out fine pasty and weird as all hell. Elevators got nothin’ on me!