Ravijou, a Japanese lingerie brand, brings us the True Love Tester. According to the product description, it’s “the World’s first bra Which CAN only BE Unhooked with true love!?” Which, as I’ve expressed before, I have a hard time trusting people who don’t KNOW when to USE all caps. Them, and oatmeal raisin cookies. I’ve been burned before. Bad, too. Damn you chocolate chip looking raisins, damn you all to cookie hell! Basically the True Love Tester bra detects when your heart goes pitter pat for that someone special. Then it unhooks from the front, busting your titties all the way out. Because there’s no BETTER way to show your beloved how you REALLY feel than with a face full of BOOBIES. And THAT, my friend, is how you use caps.