You love a woman and want to show her via fancy-ass jewelry? Well, don’t go to f***ing Jared, head to Crave where they sell Vesper, a stylish necklace that doubles as a vibrator. You don’t have to talk to a stuffy old dude in a suit to purchase your sweet thang a sweet thang, just pre-order one from the comfort of your own desk/bed/toilet/sex dungeon. That got weird quick! The necklace meets sex toy comes in silver, rose gold-plated, and 24k gold-plated. You can even get custom engraving to show her you really care. “You do you, baby,” “U+ME=4EVA,” “Buzz buzz, girrrrl!” are all possible suggestions if you ask me. If you didn’t ask me, I don’t blame you — those were pretty horrible!