The Middle Finger Paperclip is one of the more sassy office accessories we’ve come across. It’s like saying “F*** you!” to the man but being well-organized at the same time. Unfortunately, I don’t really have a use for paperclips at my job. But don’t worry, I’ve got another method to show ’em who’s boss! I clock in about 15 minutes late and immediately sneak off to the bathroom for a power nap before I raid the break room fridge for a snack, then I swing by the copy room and Xerox my butt. By the time I finally get to my cubicle it’s already lunch time! Not quite as bold as turning in your report held together by a Middle Finger Paperclip, but I prefer a little more subtle approach, you know? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go hide out in the supply closet until it’s time to call it quits for the day. If you see the boss-man, just tell him I stepped out for a minute.

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